Monday, March 26, 2007

BEEEEEEEEP!

Hi, Jake. This is Becky with American Laser Centers. I’m calling about our drawing you entered online a month ago. I’m pleased to tell you that you’ve won third place, worth $300 in laser hair removal and skin-care services. Please call us at 1-800-000-0000 today to schedule your preliminary evaluation. Congratulations—we look forward to hearing from you.

BEEEEEEEEP!

I vaguely remember entering this drawing through some banner ad on some web site. And I’m going in tomorrow for my consultation. I imagine with my relative hairlessness (a few wisps on my back and some old-man growth on my shoulders that is seriously creeping me out) I’m gonna be able to get a lot done with $300. My appointment’s tomorrow!

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